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男版狐狸精的55个特征

1、他身上的气味一直很自然和谐,亲切淳朴且富于雄性感。

  2、他牵着你的手过马路时,无论车多车少,车快车慢,他的步伐都从容不迫并且你也不觉得紧张。

  3、他给你选的衣服式样与颜色有点低调,但你穿上后显得很有韵味很有气质。

  4、他在你面前有点像笨小孩,而你问他有关政治、文学、哲学、自然地理……等方面的问题时,他的知识面与独到之见让你吃惊。

  5、他的休闲装口袋中偶尔装着吃了一半的巧克力或一两块奶糖。

6、他谈自己的朋友时,话语很平淡,但声调轻松柔和,你听了有种莫名的安慰。

  7、他除了洗浴外,用卫生间的时间始终很短,并且他常让你先用。

  8、他从来不帮你提手袋,但能提很重的购物袋陪你逛半天。

  9、他看电视喜欢看自然地理和旅游、科技、军事节目,其次是新闻、影视;看书两极分化:看书很投入认真,既看漫画,也看经典哲学文学名著。

  10、他自然地平视的时候,目光清朗广阔,眉头舒展,表情或刚毅或儒雅,或质朴或憨厚。

  11、他的书房或卧室有点乱,但抽屉、档案柜、衣柜、书柜、床底有条不紊且干干净净。

  12、他在街上看美女的眼神,跟看杂志封面女郎没什么不同,并未引起你的醋意。

  13、他从不给自己的价格不菲的手机膜、装套,并且爱把手机放在袋内,但他会为你尽可能地戴安全套。

  14、他生你的气沉默的时候,你常常感到心疼和内疚,而不是觉得他很讨厌很冷漠。

  15、他洗头时,将脸、耳朵、脖子、鼻孔、牙齿一齐洗刷干净;他洗澡时只用一块优质香皂。

16、他偶尔直挺挺地坐着,抱臂闭目冥想,样子像个入定的僧人。

  17、他与你独处的时候,或关掉手机,或把手机铃声调得非常滑稽可笑古怪,比如狗叫。

  18、他看晚报嘴角常泛起轻蔑的讥笑或面无表情,草草浏览几分钟就把报纸扔到一边。

  19、他很舍得花钱给你买昂贵精良的内衣袜与香水

  20、他在你钻牛角尖的时候,总能用几句冷冰冰的话逗得你憋不住笑。

  21、他的眼神从来没有让你感到非常陌生或可憎。对你说话时脸上从不出现古怪的、让你生疑的神色。

  22、他爱吃牛肉,经常适度地生吃青菜,天天喝矿泉水,适度活动,少沾或不沾烟酒。

  23、他不是厨师,却能自己发明色香味俱全的新菜式,并为新菜起个好听的名字。

  24、他在肯德基买了汉堡炸鸡坐下就吃,吃完马上走。

  25、他接听上司的电话时聚精会神倾听,表情庄重而恭敬,呼吸均匀,多用“嗯”,“明白”,“行”回答。

26、他想留长发却总是留不长,还总想纹身。

  27、他养的狗聪明灵气并且从不胡乱大小便。他常跟自己的狗说话。

  28、他吃鱼的时候先吃鱼头,吃蟹的时候先除去蟹胃。

  29、他用唯一的尼龙挎包配不同的休闲装,挎包的颜色与衣服总是很般配。

  30、你常觉得要不甜甜蜜蜜地踢他几脚、掐他几把、啃他几口就是不过瘾。

  31、他英语水平不错,也能熟练地使用代理服务器查国外资讯。

  32、他不反感周星驰的片子,认为周星驰有大智慧,爱看《火影忍者》并且以旋涡鸣人、李洛克为楷模。

  33、他在网上有一定知名度,但他的QQ、MSN上人很少或只有你,并且你知道他在网上的一切帐号和密码。

  34、他在照片上看起来充满活力,又不失凝重,10张照片有4、5张让你不易忘却。

  35、他在“黄金周”期间闭门读书同时对你非常温柔。

36、他不会在夜间带你去街头吃烧烤。

  37、他不追星,也视追星族为一群没有个性和灵魂的绵羊。

  38、他喜欢当你的服装顾问,也喜欢你的一切发型,无论是长发还是短发,直发还是卷发。

  39、他在自己的父母面前和在你父母面前都很温和顺从,话也少。

  40、他早晨醒来时神色泰然,并且很少赖在床上,穿衣、叠病、洗漱在十几分钟内完成。

  41、他挣的钱够用,但他从不想炒股票或基金,问他为什么,答曰:“那玩意很无聊”。

  42、他从不在别人的面前吐痰打喷嚏。

  43、他在你月经期间手YIN。

  44、他驾车带你兜风,在交通堵塞时给你讲荤笑话。

  45、他不太喜欢洗衣服,但乐意给你洗内裤。

46、他受到突然惊吓有三种反应:不动声色、勃然大怒、哈哈大笑。

  47、他在你表现无理又蛮横的时候,能用似笑非笑的目光看得你如坐针毡。

  48、他曾多次想放屁崩你或熏你,但一次也未得逞。

  49、他一时心血来潮买了几张彩票,但第二天就忘掉了。

  50、他的太阳镜在身上能挂哪就挂哪,很少戴,戴了时间也不会长。

  51、他的总能找到各种各样的理由推却杂七杂八的应酬且不伤邀请者的面子。

  52、他不太懂浪漫,但你与他在一起时,就是觉得很温馨踏实。他的床上功夫也不出众,但你跟他作爱98%能高潮。

  53、他守着电水壶直到水开,然后灌满保温瓶。

  54、他注册的信箱、ID,从不用字母·数字·下划线·怪符号拼凑,尽量用单词和字母的最佳组合。

  55、他收到的小礼品不是质量嗷嗷好,就是非常特别,一般在市面上看不到。

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Interview God
 
"Come in," God said to me, "so, you would like to interview Me?"
 
"If you have the time," I said. (wow power leveling)

He smiled through His beard and said: "My time is called eternity and is enough to do everything; what questions do you have in mind to ask me?"

"None that are new to you. What's the one thing that surprises you most about mankind?"

He answered: "That they get bored of being children, are in a rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live neither for the present nor the future. That they live as if they will never die, and they die as if they never had never lived..."

His hands took mine and we were silent. After a long period, I said, "May I ask you another question?"

He replied with a smile. Sro Gold

"As a Father, what would you ask your children to do for the new year?"

"To learn that they cannot make anyone love them. What they can do is to let themselves be loved.

To learn that it takes years to build trust, and a few seconds to destroy it.

To learn that what is most valuable is not what they have in their lives, but who they have in their lives.

To learn that it is not good to compare themselves to others. There will be others better or worse than they are.

To learn that a rich person is not one who has the most, but is one who needs the least.

To learn that they should control their attitudes, otherwise their attitudes will control them.

To learn that it only takes a few seconds to open profound wounds in persons we love, and that it takes many years to heal them. World of Warcraft power leveling,

To learn to forgive by practicing forgiveness.

To learn that there are persons that love them dearly, but simply do not know how to show their feelings.

To learn that money can buy everything but happiness.

To learn that while at times they may be entitled to be upset, that does not give them the right to upset those around them.

To learn that great dreams do not require great wings, but a landing gear to achieve.

To learn that true friends are scarce, he/she who has found one has found a true treasure.

To learn that they are masters of what they keep to themselves and slaves of what they say.

To learn that they shall reap what they plant; if they plant gossip they will harvest intrigues, if they plant love they will harvest happiness.

To learn that true happiness is not to achieve their goals but to learn to be satisfied with what they already achieved.

To learn that happiness is a decision.  They decide to be happy with what they are and have, or die from envy and jealousy of what they lack. world of warcraft power leveling

To learn that two people can look at the same thing and see something totally different.

To learn that those who are honest with themselves without considering the consequences go far in life.

To learn that even though they may think they have nothing to give, when a friend cries with them, they find the strength to appease the pain.

To learn that by trying to hold on to love ones, they very quickly push them away; and by letting go of those they love, they will be side by side forever.

To learn that even though the word "love" has many different meanings, it loses value when it is overstated.

To learn that they can never do something extraordinary for Me to love them; I simply do. wow power level

To learn that the shortest distance they could be from Me is the "the distance of a prayer."
 

2010-1-19 13:15:28
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A Coke and a Smile

   I know now that the man who sat with me on the old wooden stairs that hot summer night over thirty-five years ago was not a tall man. But to a five-year-old, he was a giant. We sat side by side, watching the sun go down behind the old Texaco service station across the busy street. A street that I was never allowed to cross unless accompanied by an adult, or at the very least, an older sibling. (wow power leveling)
 
 
  Cherry-scented smoke from Grampy's pipe kept the hungry mosquitoes at bay while gray, wispy swirls danced around our heads. Now and again, he blew a smoke ring and laughed as I tried to target the hole with my finger. I, clad in a cool summer nightie, and Grampy, his sleeveless T-shirt, sat watching the traffic. We counted cars and tried to guess the color of the next one to turn the corner.

 
 Once again, I was caught in the middle of circumstances. The fourth born of six children, it was not uncommon that I was either too young or too old for something. This night I was both. While my two baby brothers slept inside the house, my three older siblings played with friends around the corner, where I was not allowed to go. I stayed with Grampy, and that was okay with me. I was where I wanted to be. My grandfather was baby-sitting while my mother, father and grandmother went out. world of warcraft gold
  
 
 Thirsty?" Grampy asked, never removing the pipe from his mouth.

 " Yes," was my reply." How would you like to run over to the gas station there and get yourself a bottle of Coke?"

   I couldn't believe my ears. Had I heard right? Was he talking to me? On my family's modest income, Coke was not a part of our budget or diet. A few tantalizing sips was all I had ever had, and certainly never my own bottle.

 " Okay," I replied shyly, already wondering how I would get across the street. Surely Grampy was going to come with me.

 Grampy stretched his long leg out straight and reached his huge hand deep into the pocket. I could hear the familiar jangling of the loose change he always carried. Opening his fist, he exposed a mound of silver coins. There must have been a million dollars there. He instructed me to pick out a dime. After he deposited the rest of the change back into his pocket, he stood up. World of warcraft Power Leveling

 " Okay," he said, helping me down the stairs and to the curb, " I'm going to stay here and keep an ear out for the babies. I'll tell you when it's safe to cross. You go over to the Coke machine, get your Coke and come back out. Wait for me to tell you when it's safe to cross back."  
 
 My heart pounded. I clutched my dime tightly in my sweaty palm. Excitement took my breath away.

 Grampy held my hand tightly. Together we looked up the street and down, and back up again. He stepped off the curb and told me it was safe to cross. He let go of my hand and I ran. I ran faster than I had ever run before. The street seemed wide. I wondered if I would make it to the other side. Reaching the other side, I turned to find Grampy. There he was, standing exactly where I had left him, smiling proudly. I waved.

 " Go on, hurry up," he yelled. cd keys
 
 My heart pounded wildly as I walked inside the dark garage.I had been inside the garage before with my father. My surroundings were familiar. I heard the Coca-Cola machine motor humming even before I saw it. I walked directly to the big old red-and-white dispenser. I knew where to insert my dime. I had seen it done before and had fantasized about this moment many times.

  The big old monster greedily accepted my dime, and I heard the bottles shift. On tiptoes I reached up and opened the heavy door. There they were: one neat row of thick green bottles, necks staring directly at me, and ice cold from the refrigeration. I held the door open with my shoulder and grabbed one. With a quick yank, I pulled it free from its bondage. Another one immediately took its place. The bottle was cold in my sweaty hands. I will never forget the feeling of the cool glass on my skin. With two hands, I positioned the bottleneck under the heavy brass opener that was bolted to the wall. The cap dropped into an old wooden box, and I reached in to retrieve it. I was cold and bent in the middle, but I knew I needed to have this souvenir. Coke in hand, I proudly marched back out into the early evening dusk. Grampy was waiting patiently. He smiled.

wow power leveling," Stop right there," he yelled. One or two cars sped by me, and once again, Grampy stepped off the curb." Come on, now," he said, " run." I did. Cool brown foam sprayed my hands." Don't ever do that alone," he warned.I held the Coke bottle tightly, fearful he would make me pour it into a cup, ruining this dream come true. He didn't. One long swallow of the cold beverage cooled my sweating body. I don't think I ever felt so proud.

 


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